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• odd numbers: i can't even

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• Aristotle: We are what we repeatedly do.
• Plato: Well then I guess I'm YOUR MOM
• Plato: *high fives Socrates*

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ahlakes:

So my dad told me that there was a leak in the bathroom that I should check out. You win this round.

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blahmarisaa:

whoknowsinthiscrazymixedupworld:

I. AM. SCREAMING.

I HAVE FINALLY SEEN IT

OH SWEET JESUS

I HAVE NO REGRETS ABOUT HAVING THIS ON MY BLOG

why aren’t these kids my bestfriends. why.

I FOUND IT. I FINALLY FOUND IT. MY LIFE IS FUCKING COMPLETE OMFG

OMG wtf was that? :L

Dear future kids,
You better be as awesome as these two.

I just love it so much

YESSSSSSS.

I FINALLY FOUND THIS VIDEO!!!!! Life = complete

^omg.

i don’t care what blog you are, reblog or you’re a faggot.

MY TEARS

omg

This is fucking hilarious ! hahaha

lmfao yes 

thank you for this

fucking hilarious.

IM FUCKING CRYING

Oh jesus

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anfony:

krxs10:

thingsilovealot:

mystinkybutt:

Do not lie to me tumblr

hahahahaha ^^^^^

ALL THE AWARDS^^^

HAHAHAHA

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• Operator: 911, please hold.
• Me: Stop murdering me for a sec; we're on hold.
• Murderer: ok

honestlydear:

Good job, Australian advertising.

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